How this Fast Diet Lifestyle works: Eat these meals tomorrow, for a calorie total of less than 600. On another day this week, eat the meals from a different post, another day of eating 600 calories or less. Eat sensibly the other days of the week. That’s it: a simple way to lose weight and be healthier. Join me in the Fasting Lifestyle. Welcome to skygrooves who is now Following.
One of the treats of a 1950s childhood was watching the Ed Sullivan Show as a family on Sunday nights. This televised variety show featured some regular performers and one of our favorites was Señor Wences and his cast of supporting characters. He was born Wenceslao Moreno Centeno, in Peñaranda de Bracamonte, Spain on April 17, 1896. As a child, he would ‘throw his voice’ in school, answering ‘present’ for absent classmates when roll was called. He got into trouble for that. Although Wenceslao hoped to grow up to be a matador, his career as cut short after a bull gored him. He took up juggling to exercise his injured arm, and his brother taught him ventriloquism. Throughout the 1920s, he performed in theaters and circuses. In 1934, Moreno Centavo went to America with his wife Natalie. At that time ventriloquists performed with dummies carved from wood, like Edgar Bergen’s ‘Charlie McCarthy’. Wenceslao had a wooden dummy, ‘Pedro’, but it was so damaged in a train accident that only the head remained. It was put in a box, and part of the act was that the ventriloquist would open the box and ask, “Are you all right?” Pedro would growl “S’all right!” and the box would close. The act performed in clubs and theaters under the name Señor Wences [pronounced ‘Wen-thes’]. In 1948, at the dawn of television broadcasts, Wences appeared on the Milton Berle show, where he introduced a new character: a cheeky little boy named ‘Johnny’. The act would begin with Wences drawing a mouth and eyes on his left hand. He then suspended a small body below his hand, and placed a blond wig on top — thus Johnny was born before the audience’s eyes. The act consisted of a conversation among the smart-aleck Johnny, the gruff, laconic Pedro, the coy puppet Cecelia Chicken, and Wences. In rapid succession, the voices would talk to each other while Wences drank water, smoked cigarettes, and twirled plates — never missing a beat or a vocal inflection, and never, ever moving his lips. If this description doesn’t convey how hilarious it was, watch this clip.
Our foods, like Señor Wences, are from Spain. They will make you exclaim “S’all right!!”
Catalan Bikini: 231 calories… 10.4 g fat… 6.4 g fiber… 15 g protein… 29.5 g carbs… 119.5 mg Calcium… NB: The food values are for the meal and fruit only and do not include the optional coffee. PB In Catalonia, Spain, this sandwich is called a ‘bikini’ – I know not why. Here it is, a very different breakfast, served with a slice of the region’s orchards.
++ 2 slices 60-calorie whole-grain bread ++++ 1 oz slice 3%-fat ham ++++ ½ oz grated Manchego cheese ++++ 1 oz pear OR peach OR apple ++++ Optional: blackish coffee [53 calories] or blackish tea or mocha cafe au lait [65 calories] ++
Warm a heavy-bottomed fry pan on the stove. Lay the ham slice on one piece of bread, sprinkle cheese evenly on top. Align the other slice of bread on top. Spray fry pan with cooking spray or olive oil. Cook the sandwich in the pan until browned on one side. Remove from pan, re-spray with oil, cover pan, cook other side until browned. Plate with fruit.
Tapas Tuna Salad: 262 calories… 10 g fat… 6 g fiber… 29 g protein… 17 g carbs… 79 mg Calcium… PB GF This is a Spanish-Inspired meal from the cookbook called Everyday Tapas. I took out the potatoes and substituted garbanzo beans for a more complex carb. The recipe is very simple and delicious as well – perfect to dress up with pansy blossoms to make a spring or summer day special. HINT: enough to serve two [2].
++ 5-oz can of tuna in water OR 4oz grilled/oven-roasted tuna ++++ two hardboiled 2-oz eggs ++++ 4 oz tomato ++++ 2/3 cup garbanzo beans, drained and rinsed ++++ 1.5 cups baby salad greens ++++ violets or pansy flowers for garnish ++ Dressing: – 1½ tsp olive oil –1 tsp white wine vinegar – 2 tsp fresh herbs, minced salt – ¼ tsp grainy mustard —
Drain tuna and flake meat into 1” pieces. Peel eggs and cut into ½” dice. Cut tomatoes into ½” dice. Whisk salad dressing and toss with lettuce. Add eggs, tomatoes, and garbanzoes to dressed lettuce, and toss gently to combine and coat with dressing. Divide between two salad plates, arrange tuna and blossoms on top of salad. Serve at room temperature.




























